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always comes out at midday”. She then took me to see the meerkats, some monkeys and a snake, all of whom looked like they’d been out on the pop on New Years Eve. However, midday came and we went to the tiger enclosure and I stood awaiting the majestic male, and sure enough at 12 out he came, looked at us with disdain, had a large poo and went back in again....and do you know....I knew how he felt. I went back to my digs and watched ‘The Sound of Music’. Oh the reality of Show Business.
However, this year it will be different as my daughter is coming out for a few days with my niece Fiona and her family. My wife can’t face seeing another panto in her life and will stay at home with the dogs. I shall take the family around the island and show them the sights, but I have a sneaking feeling that the highlight of the visit might still be the White Tiger at midday and to get into the spirit we will all stand and shout “It’s Behind You”.
So plenty on and, of course, I’m directing Spamalot which will be at Stantonbury at the end of February, beginning of March 2017. See the advert and book your tickets soon! See you after the panto season.
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